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I hate rush hour, I'll work late to avoid driving amongst these idiots. I've been cut off, flipped off, cussed out, bumped, etc while driving in Birmingham. I hate it when you go to pass some slow poke, and they speed up...WTF!

The one that kills me though...rubberneckers! I don't mean slowing down because of a wreck, people actually get out and take pictures then. But I mean people who slow down the whole volume of traffic because they slow down to gawk at some poor feller changing a tire. The local radio stations call the "Onlooker delays" Yeah, it has a term, how sad is that?

People who text while driving? I throw beer bottles at them.

I was almost killed by some idiot soccer mom one morning while going to work. I could tell she had a mental disorder, the rear of her SUV was festooned with soccer ball's, cheerleader horn magnets, and a roll tide sticker. She was weaving between the lanes. I waited till the passing lane was clear before I made my move. I was on her left side and noticed there were 6 or 7 kids not buckled up, bouncing in the seats. The driver was drinking a cup of coffee, applying makeup, talking on a cell, and yelling at the kids, turning as she did so. Every time she turned to scream at the kids she would weave in the lane...this time coming over into the lane I was in. She brushed/bumped my vehicle with the side of her monstrosity. I laid on the horn, she rolled down her window and began dog cussing me as well as throwing her coffee mug, and other assorted objects at me. She reached for her glove box and I hauled ass thinking she was going for a gun.

I had hardly any damage as both our cars were white, but I called the cops anyway. They said they get 10 calls like mine every morning.

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I plan on getting a CD/cassette player, or a install a "Line-in" jack so I can use my portable CD player.

I was born in Beaumont Texas, so I guess it's genetic that it's my favorite. But if I could live elswhere it would be Montana.